
So you race in a few bike races and think your tough...
I've put away the helmet and the cycling shoes, because now I need to start focusing on the upcoming Death Race in Vermont (June 26th). Check out the email I received from the race organizers a few days ago:
"Existence is a strange bargain: life owes us little; we owe life everything. The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose....William Cowper
Mandatory Gear for 2010 DEATH RACE
1. $50.00 in Pennies
2. Post Hole Digger
3. 10 lb. Bag of Onions
4. Knife - 3 inch blade minimum
5. Book - Greek: An Intensive Course (Paperback) written by Hardy Hansen & Gerald Quinn
HINTS:
Know your competition.
You will walk the valley of darkness but fear no evil.
Please e-mail me if you aren't going to race. We have had a number of athletes drop out for various reasons. Many of the athletes have dropped because of injuries sustained while training, life (weddings, work obligations, family obligations, etc.), and a few because they were scared. I simply need to know if you won't be attending. We have just over 100 enrants thus far but I'm guessing by race day we'll be at 100 or just under.
Best of Luck with your training and I look forward to seeing you Friday, June 25th. We will have a pre race meeting at 5 p.m.
We will have two more e-mails in regards to race weekend.
Andy Weinberg"
What!? I don't want to eat 10 pounds of onions. I really don't want to know what the pennies are for either. I just got back from a 10 day trip to Greece with my girlfriend, and now it's time to buckle down. On Monday I woke up at 6:00 and ran up Lookout Mountain (45 minutes, a personal best!), descended, then picked up a big granite boulder and hauled it to the top on my shoulders - about four hours on lookout mountain that morning. People looked at me like I was nuts. Then I got in a good hour long lift at the gym and passed out at 9:00. I ate about 6,000 calories that day. I know this regiment sounds crazy, but these guys in Vermont are psycho. I think they actually want some racers to die.
I'm planning to head up to Vail next week to start chopping down dead trees at high elevation. I'll practice cutting the logs into smaller pieces and hauling them around - they always have wood chopping challenges in the Death Race. Better get good with the post hole digger too! A big piece of my training is building calluses on my shoulders, feet, and hands because the Death Race requires a lot of manual labor that would be awful with big blisters.
More to come. Enjoy the speedo photo from Greece.
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